Have No Social Life-->Try Blogging!!

(Typical advertisement for blogging website)

*Not have a girlfriend??

*Not have any friends??

*No hobbies??

*Are you a computer geek??

*Do you have too much time on your hands??

interested??...
...How about you put down your Pokemon cards or stop looking at porn and write a blog!!!

HaHaHaHa!!

Get A Life...BLOGGERS ARE LOSERS!!
...(and that's not only my opinion...there's a study on it!)

The Pew Research Center for the People & the Press have found that...

34% of bloggers admit to calling in sick to stay home and work on their blog.
45% of bloggers play video games regularly.
11% of bloggers stated that on at least one occasion had they had passed up sex with a spouse or partner to work on their blog.
76% of bloggers admit to working on their blogs at work.
73% of bloggers admit too making up things to put in their blogs to make themselves look cool.
82% of bloggers describe themselves as progressive.
51% of bloggers stated that they have more friends on line that in real life.
32% of bloggers admitted to linking too cool site to make them selves look cool.
78% of bloggers are looking for a date on any given Friday night.





Life's too short........................Don't write blogs